Food for thought

Listen. Do not have an opinion while you listen because frankly, your opinion doesn’t hold much water outside of Your Universe. Just listen. Listen until their brain has been twisted like a dripping towel and what they have to say is all over the floor.

Hugh Elliott, Standing Room Only weblog, 02-14-2003



'Light fuse and get away' may work for a Roman candle, but not so much for the wrath of a woman scorned.

J. Jacques, Questionable Content webcomic, #678, 08-02-06